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Basic bro behavior is also contradictory and a bit mystifying: he shouts "No homo!

" at any sign of affection between him and his friends, yet draws d*cks on them if they're passed out drunk and pretend dry-humps them.

The official beginning of adulthood has always been on a sliding scale.

The process starts at 18, when you’re allowed to vote, die for your country and be tried as an adult, but I think most of us can agree that we still have a lot of growing up to do at that age.

For one reason or another they run their course and eventually burn out. You have met someone who seems to have great, 'meet the mammy' potential.

Everything has been going really well and in due course things have started to get a little bit more serious. He says he'll meet you for lunch but something always comes up.

Always wearing some kind of firefighter paraphanalia.

If you've heard the guy you're dating say, "Make me a sandwich, woman," even jokingly, you're all but guaranteed to be dating a bro.

(Oh, and if you ever catch a guy making a duck face into his bathroom mirror, run for the hills.) John Waters was right.

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

The problem with this prolonged adolescence, however, is that some people forget that they eventually do have to take some responsibility for their lives and become a useful member of society.

And since women tend to mature faster than men, it’s easy to understand the fairer sex’s frustrations about their dating options.

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